Has anyone out there realized that the childhood star Macaulay Culkin is not dead? Ok. You may have known he was not dead, but did you know that he is now a rocker in a band. Oh yeah, if you happened to go to one of his shows lately you may have been one of the lucky fans to throw their pint of beer on him. Although I envy you, I wonder how much the show was? Did this person go just to throw a beer on him or did they genuinely go to the show to then realize Culkin was in the band? Here’s the story.
Everyone’s really excited about Kimye and their recent celebration in marriage. Everyone except me I guess. Check out this article of Kim and Kanye in their miniature forms. I wonder what took them this long to understand that publicizing habitual life isn’t nearly as funny unless you have two versions. The good the bad and the who gives a shit. Regardless this video is hysterical and while it is not real, it was a show in Vegas. See the video here.
We all love hearing dumb criminal stories. We have picked five ultimate dumb criminals for you to read about. I am not sure how the hell these people make it in life so long in life. Nonetheless, here it is for our entertainment.
List of Dumb Criminals
People never cease to amaze us. A woman in North Carolina called 911 to report that she cannot eat marinara sauce and that Subway would not remake her pizza. Instead they offered to make a new sandwich. According to all Subways in Gastonia, NC they only use marinara sauce. Believe us, we called them all! You can listen to the audio here on Gawker’s website. Do people not understand that 911 is for emergencies and she was not in any sort of emergancy. She could have called the manager to complain or a corporate number. Not 911 lady, this is a huge fail on her part. In the end she was jailed for three minutes and let out on a $2,000 bond. FAIL!!
We have no words for this video. Funny or Die has made our day and this is not to be watched at work, just an FYI. This advertisement for Deer Gone Wild is over the top funny and anyone that doesn’t find it funny doesn’t know their asshole from their elbow! Whoever created this has got a great sense of humor and we give them major kudos for this!